Did you hear that because of the downturn in the economy in Germany, brothels are running promotions that offer discounts and all you can eat drink and fuck your brains out specials for an all inclusive fee… Which can be as low as 70 Euros for an all day 10 am to 4 pm pass! They are also offering discounts for seniors, (I’ve already booked my Lufthansa flight) Taxi drivers and fucking golfers… Yeah, I said, fucking golfers... Who I've always been convinced have a dick for a brain!!! They are also introducing loyalty cards and group sex parties. As Stephanie Klee, a prostitute in Berlin said, even if a few luxury brothels were weathering the storm because of their wealthy regular clientele, many were struggling. "Just about everyone's turning to advertising in one form or another. If the consumer electronics shop and the optician come out with rebates and special promotions, why shouldn't we try the same thing?" Damn right Steph. There have also been rumors that laid off Draft/FCB and WPP employees get the triple fucktard discount, and if they are willing to be whipped in the Laurence dungeon, they'll also get free drinks for a week.
Rumors that the "Wizened of Oz," is buying Hamburg's number one newspaper, are completely true!