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Mark Cuban... Twitter Fucktard!

The two things I hate most in the world... Basketball and Twitter, just came together in one big flaming ball of shit via a comment from "slomo" on an earlier post. Apparently uber-idiot, Mark Cuban has been fined $25 K (which is peanuts for that rich fucktard) for tweeting nasty shit about a referee as he was watching a game. Apart from the fact that if you are at an event, why the fuck don't you pay attention to what the fuck is going on (remember the fucktards in Congress who were tweeting while the President was speaking a couple of weeks ago) instead of playing with your retard-phone. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't they realize no one gives a shit about their opinions. Well, apart from other Twitter obsessed douchenozzles. OK, no more Fucktard Twitter posts... Maybe!

Wanker!

Can Peter Arnell create yet another miracle?

You have to laugh at the piece in today's AdAgeabout the shock in Detroit at the news of fucktard Wagoner getting his pink slip from GM. Here's the most pathetic statement of the day... Gerald Meyers was appalled by the administration's move to oust the GM chief, saying that "there's no way the chief executive of this country should be firing the chairman of the nation's largest manufacturer." Mr. Meyers, former chairman of American Motors Corp. and now a professor at University of Michigan Ross School of Business, noted that not one member of Washington's auto task force is from the auto industry.Hey you douchenozzle, That's the reason why shit might get done. And as the ex chairman of American fucking Motors, I don't think you have too much to blow your fucking trumpet about! Now he's a professor in a fucking MBA mill. Still, Chrysler will be OK when they roll out Peter Arnell's fucking four wheel Segway. Wonder how much, we the tax payers, will be coughing up for that fiasco?

Chrysler's "Chief Innovation Officer" with his piece of shit!

I am in Moscow!!!

No, not the one in Russia... The one in Idaho, 'cos I am speaking and doing a booksigning here at the University of Idaho... Most famous alumni... Sarah Palin... Yeah. I will post more later. But right now, I have to go out, get drunk, and make a speech. More in the middle of the night.

Me giving a speech in a pub... Outside the ladies... What a surprise!

Chinese take over CP+B!

No doubt you've heard by now that China is hacking into every PCworldwide in a nefarious plot by CP+B to encourage everyone to buy cheap PC's that are as easy to get into as cracking open a fortune cookie. Even the Dalai Lama's network has been penetrated. (The Lama has a network? I thought they had prayer wheels greased with rancid butter!) Rumors that Alex has given up Twitter 'cos he considers it to be a giant wank, now appear to be a cover story to hide the fact that since painting his nails black, he has joined the Chinese equivalent of the CIA and is committed to destroy the west with "Frat Boy" humor.

This has to be a conspiracy... Right?

 

Fuck Twitter... Yeah, I know... But this time I really mean it... Fuck Twitter!

Note that my Twitter updates are now 13 days old. Not just because I can't be fucking bothered, but mainly 'cos I don't see the point. I have Facebook, which I don't update. I have LinkedIn, which I don't update. I write two blogs, which I update all the fucking time. I have email, which fucking swamps me. I write books (buy the fucking things!) I still do the odd ad gig for humongous amounts of money. So, fuck Twitter... And guess what? I'm with Alex Bogusky here... Yeah, honest. 'Cos he tried Twitter for three months and decided it was a giant wank. Took me a week to come to that conclusion. But then... I'm a fucking Prince.

What, fuck cute little me? Yeah, fuck cute little you!

AgencySpy's "Boy-Reporter-Matt," puts accused murderer in Senate!

Wow, I am almost as fucking dumb as Matt over at AgencySpy. Not as dumb, but almost. Why? 'Cos in my haste to rip him a new arsehole for his union bashing, I missed the really, truly, fucking funny bit... That he kept referring to Senator Arlen Specter as Phil Spectre. Otherwise known as the infamous record producer charged with murder. Loved the comment from "Timo." "Dude, this is not only for the most part irrelevant to an advertising industry blog, it is also badly written, proofread and reveals so much of the varying quality of things posted here." Ha, fucking Ha! But really loved this from "AdChick." "Matt: Looks like you've had your ass handed to you ... by none other than George Parker. I'd be locking your doors." This whole fucking charade has made my weekend. Time for a celebratory drink!

Shit Snowy, I thought this was about advertising, not showing myself up as a Fucktard!

Let's start the Goldman Sachs CEO benevolent fund... "Cos the poor fucker is down to his last Billion!

Every time I read the financial news... i.e., the meltdown du jour on Wall street, up pops the name Goldman Sachs. Not just because they happen to be most of the Wall Street players that fucked us up in the first place, they now are being counted as the best guys on the block to get us out of the fucking scam they dropped us into. Which means that when I read today that Goldman Sach's Chief Executive Lloyd Blankfein's compensation fell 98.4 percent in 2008, because banks faced huge write downs and losses due to investments in toxic assets, I wasn't inclined to kick in a few of my hard earned dollars to make this fucking douchenozzles life a bit easier... 'Cos the year before he earned a measly $70.3 million. Now, personally I could enjoy the rest of my life in profligate fucking luxury on that (God knows how much he made in preceding years!) But these fuckers never seem to have enough, while complaining about the current sacrifices they are prepared to make. Don't give me that shit about taking $1 a year in salary... Everything else is fucking gratis. I could live on $1 a year, if everything else down to my one hourly blow jobs was taken care of. Fuck... I could live on one cent a year on that basis.

Don't worry, Goldman Sachs... (The Taxpayer) ... Will take care of it!

Clarification on why I consider Matt at AgencySpy to be a fucktard, cretinous, douchenozzle!

So, my post of yesterday, kicking the shit out of Matt at AgencySpy for putting out his diatribe against unions on Friday, certainly generated a lot of comments, with virtually all being well written and thought out, irrespective of which side of the argument they were on. As you may have guessed, I am pro-union, having grown up in a Northern English environment, where ever since the days of the "dark, satanic mills," of the nineteenth century, management had taken every opportunity to fuck its workers and their families. Yes, in America, there have been links between organized crime and the unions, but I also believe that over the years, US management has also taken every opportunity to fuck its workers... And in many cases, still does. Anyway, that wasn't the point of my rant. What pissed me off was the completely one sided point of view Matt expressed, and his statement that unions... "Have been known to threaten people into agreeing with them." Right, while management has been dishing out million dollar bonuses to the workers on the factory floor! Matt, stick to advertising, you still have a great deal to learn about that, but at least you know something. Whereas, when it comes to industrial relations, you belong with the "Goon Squad."

Fuck the unions... Matt's my hero, 'cos we're both douchenozzles!

Matt at AgencySpy is a fucktard, cretinous, douchenozzle. And if I was really mad, I'd call him worse!

Matt over at Agency Spy did a post yesterday that exposes his complete and total ignorance of the real world. While showing ads for "The Employee Free Choice Act" he makes all kinds of outrageous statements about how employers are trying to prevent intimidation of workers by evil unions, who as he says... "Have been known to threaten people into agreeing with them." This really pisses me off as it's obviously written by a cretin who's never worked at anything other than writing shit about a business he's never fucking worked in... Here's the comment I left on his post...

Matt oh Matt... All those evil union people intimidating the poor workers!!! You fucking douchenozzle... American history is soaked in the blood of people who have tried to organize and have had their heads cracked open, or even sometimes been beaten to death by company goons in the pay of employers intent on keeping their workers on minimum wages with no benefits. Don't open your mouth and shit in it... You obviously come from a background that requires you to be ignorant of what working people are exposed to. You probably voted for bush. Jesus Matt, do some fucking research before you touch on a subject you obviously know fuck all about. Cheers/George.

Yeah, I'm so mad, I'm almost speechless... Well, almost.

Never... Fucking never!

CP+B does cheap and nasty!

While I'm on my CP+B bashing trip... Have you seen campaign number fifty the frat boys have come up with for the Redmond Evil Empire? Having tried everything but sex in the last year, they've now come up with "Price." Yes folks, the "Big Idea" is that laptops running windows are fucking cheap. But, as The Founder points out, you can buy a netbook running Linux for half the price of a laptop running windows. As for the woman in the ads (I'll bet she's a fucking actress... Waddaya think?) Did she go to the Apple store first, 'cos deep down inside she really wanted a Mac... Then after admitting she wasn't cool enough to own a Mac, did she use the money she saved to get therapy? Why is the BestBuy store (Also a CP+B client,) fucking empty... Maybe everyone is in the Apple store! These are deep questions that only Subservient Chicken, or The King, can answer... Perhaps the truth is buried in "Man Laws."

Required reading at CP+B.