Did you buy The Ubiquitous Persuaders yet? If not, why the fuck not? I spent eighteen months busting my arse writing it. Chris's finger are now bleeding stumps after designing it. Do you want to spend the rest of your life knowing that, deep down inside, you are a shit gobbling fucktard. No, of course not. Get on Amazon now. Buy the fucking thing. Sleep like a baby tonight. Always remember, I have the power of life and death! Do I know how to write persuasive, intellectually stimulating copy, or what?
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