In typical Apple "My way or the fucking highway" style, the company has quietly declared that Power Mac G4s, Xserve G4s, and the PowerBook G4 are now either "vintage" or "obsolete." These cute designations make once top-of-the-line but now elderly Macs ineligible for repair at the company's service centers. Also, Apple will no longer provide their users with either parts or documentation. Well, fuck all you "vintage and obsolete" Mac freaks. Don't you realize that the second law of Apple ownership is that GodJobs moves relentlessly on. Anything more than five years old is fucking retarded and cannot be supported. 'Cos GodJobs says so. In case you're wondering, the first rule of Apple ownership is... You will pay through the fucking nose for the privilege of owning using a piece of Apple modern art. You never fucking own an Apple, 'cos you never stop paying for it. iFucktards!
You don't have to throw it away!