As I have been forecasting for the last few weeks... The pink slips are flying at "Agency of the Future," Draft/FCB today. I said a couple of weeks ago that the mailroom was stockpiling the obligatory cardboard boxes for those unfortunates who are, at this very moment, being escorted off the premises. No doubt this will leave room for the planned extension of "Matelot" Boschetto's personal gym. Funnily enough, spies tell me that while this shit is hitting the fan, Draft/FCB heavies are flying in at great expense from all over the world to take part in one of "Idgy" Harries's famous "Creative Rumbles!" Seems like one of their clients is less than happy with the current state of the work. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of douchenozzles!
Rumble this Laurence!