This just in from Ogilvy West Coast spies... Ogilvy LA, after a meeting with various department heads, has confirmed that thirteen heads were placed on the block today, then fucking chopped off. And, as the LA office is pretty small, compared to its glory days... That's a very substantial proportion of staffing. Fuck, someone has to pay for the Poisoned Dwarf's Chinese, Olympic trophies. Stay tuned, updates on the hour. Meanwhile, you just know that most of the bars around West 48th street are jammed at this moment with people who are really fucked up and definitely in the mood to do something particularly nasty with Ogilvy senior management. And, who the fuck can blame them?
Laid off Ogilvy cat... Blame the fucking clown dog!!!