I sometimes wonder what fucking planet corporate America lives on when I read shit like this… With workplace anxiety at ultra-high levels, OfficeMax is reaching out to the 80 million cubicle dwellers who all hate their cubicles. The company is rolling out dozens of products in four new designs, all designed to help people personalize and prettify (is that a fucking word?) their work space. Aimed at its target audience of professional women in their 20s through 50s, the company isusing an ad campaign themed "Life Is Beautiful. Work Can Be, Too" to introduce shoppers to its new merchandise. The cinema advertising from Escape Pod isn’t too bad, I just think the premise is fucking stupid. And when you consider the company recently suspended its stock dividend and had massive layoffs, and in its most recent quarterly results, same-store sales fell more than 11%, these brain dead fuckers have a long way to go. Particularly when you read this from a company spoke-hack…With people working longer hours, under more stress, cubicles are the last unconquered space. They can be beautiful, and it's very uplifting for people--who feel that work spaces can drain their souls--to say, 'Well, we may be poor, but life is still beautiful.” Can you believe in this nuclear economy, there are still douchenozzles out there talking this kind of shit?
Message to OfficeMax!