Spies at Draft/FCB have indicated that today will be a major bloodbath with mass layoffs... Yet again! If it doesn't happen today, it will probably happen on Monday. Apparently the mail room has been stocking up on cardboard boxes so the poor fucking unfortunates can pack up their meager belongings before being escorted off the premises with barely sufficient time to genuflect as they pass Louie's private gym on the way out. I'll keep you posted on this on-going situation. Other spies buried deep inside the "Yet another Agency of the Future," tell me that in spite of the drastic reductions in bodies, Draft/FCB is still billing their unfortunate fucktard clients at the same rate, claiming that ten people still work on a given account, when in reality, it's more like three. Which raises the question... How much longer can these douchenozzles get away with it?
And if you work at Draft/FCB... It's smoke and mirrors!