Important booze update!!!

"Kayser Soze"... Remember him? The totally evil fucker from "The Usual Suspects" movie. Anyway, KS posted a comment today giving me a hard fucking time about me taking the piss in my reply to Tom about his “Sobieski” vodka bet. He points out that all vodkas are the same… Well, hello, I’ve been saying for fucking years. When I worked on the Smirnoff Vodka account, long before you were all born, I went to the distillery and watched them fill the $20 bottles, and the $15 bottles, and the $10 bottles, and even the $5 bottles from the same spout. Because all vodka is straight grain, neutral spirits (alcohol) cut with water. By law it’s all the same. So, if you buy Absolut, or Stoli, or Grey Goose, you’re a fucking idiot, particularly if you mix shit with it… Anyway, the way the ad biz is going, you’ll probably all end up drinking rubbing alcohol. So enjoyl!!!

Kate and I love fucking rubbing alcohol!!!