With the news today that Delta has finally acquired Northwest, whoever is Northwest's agency can kiss that account goodbye. (Anyone know who handles it?) It also means that with their announcement they can cut $2 billion out of the expenses, we can look to even higher fares, shittier service and the prospect of flying on planes that saw service during WWI. As we all know, flying these days is a fucking nightmare, yet the airline ads continue to show it as some kind of orgasmic fantasy trip where you recline on beds as exotic chicks feed you champagne and fucking caviar. Best bit was the statement by fucktard Federal regulators that "The proposed merger is likely to produce substantial and credible efficiencies that will benefit US consumers and is not likely to substantially reduce competition!" Are these douchenozzles for real? Notice the weasely bit... "not likely." You just know after they have finished their time in their Federal job... They get a new one with the fucking airlines. Wait 'till the revolution!!!
The passenger in seat 36D asked for more caviar!