Spies at Draft/FCB tell me there is the possibility of a major shake up in the offing. It would seem that the agencies past two year performance, or fucking lack of it, has finally got the IPG Board off their fat, complacent arses and they are now steamed up to make some major changes. All that fancy talk a couple of years ago by Hughie, Dewey & Louie about how they were making the "Agency of the Future" (shades of Enfatico) is obviously now seen as bullshit. They think that as Howard spends most of his time in the South of France with his girlfriend, he may as well stay there permanently. And guess who's angling for the top spot? Believe it or not, Mr fucktard himself... Yeah, Laurence!!! You can't make this shit up... He's even more clueless than Howard. But, knowing how fucked up IPG is... It could happen. Stay posted for further developments.
Howard relaxes in Cannes!