My very excellent mate, Roger Wehbe of the TribbleAgency, sometimes known as "Yooter." (check them out under "Tribble Ads in my "non-crap links) has come up with a classic... A real live Enfatico Count Down Clock, which is synchronized with a fucking atomic clock for absolute accuracy. This way, we can all check, and fucking gloat, about how long it takes "The Agency of the Future" to produce its very first ad for their only client. According to the clock, it has already been 242 days, 17 hours, 27 minutes, 23 seconds since Dell did the dirty deal with the Poisoned Dwarf... Even better, the three year contract expires in 853 days, 6 hours, 33 minutes, 42 seconds. Although, by the time you read this, it'll probably be less. Holy fucking shit... Better get your skates on Ken!!!
This is what's coming out of the Poisoned Dwarf's ears right now!