As would be expected, all the fucking Apple freaks are out today, standing in line to be the first on the block to own the new GodPhone 3G. One of the reasons the lines are so long is that GodJobs has decreed that before you can own the latest and greatest... You have to sign a TWO YEAR service contract with AT&T. Do you know how long it takes to do all the paperwork and credit card shit they put you through so they can gouge millions of fucking dollars out of you for the rest of your life. Wake up people... Just 'cos the shiny little fucker now has GPS, is it worth all the fucking aggravation to make sure you don't get lost on the way to Starbuck's for your Frapa-Fucking- Cino, or whatever! One California-based Mac repair company sent a worker to New Zealand to pick up and disassemble one of the first iPhones as soon as it went on sale. The company's Web site, Ifixit.com, was sluggish yesterday as techies around the world logged on to gawk at the first public images of the new gadget's microchips. These people are seriously fucking sick... It's just a fucking phone, for God's sake. But, yeah, I forgot, it's been blessed by Pope Jobs!
The Apple stores have new signage!