Did you see all the fucking hoopla yesterday about the launch of a new search engine, cuil.com (pronounced "cool' - fuck!) The big deal is that it was started by some ex-googlers who claim that it's vastly superior to Google 'cos it indexes the fucking Universe, or something lame like that. It certainly got a lot of press. But guess what? It totally sucks. I did the obvious thing, I compared it to Google on a couple of searches. Firstly, the ego trip search... My own fucking name... On Google the top three entries are me... What's not to fucking love about that? On cuil I'm down at number nine. But here's the pisser, when I Google AdScam, the top two entries are AdScam followed after a break by several other entries. On cuil AdScam does not get a single entry on 23 pages. It's all about that Canadian government scandal of fucking years ago... Who gives a fuck. By now, probably not even not even the Canadians... Right Jane? And according to the trades, the cuil wankers have already picked up $33 million in funding. Further proof that no one knows fuck all about fuck all. Anyone wanna buy AdScam for a few million?
Hi... I'm with cuil.com!