As if David Beckham wasn't in enough promotional deals and sponsorships, it would seem that he of the bulging underpants and the Mickey Mouse voice has decided Pepsi fucking sucks and he wants no more of his ten year contract. As one of his spokeshacks puts it... “David is keen to go down the healthy route to keep in with his sporty image." So guess what he's going to do? That's right, bring out a line of fucking water. Oh please, just what the world needs, more plastic bottles filled with tap water selling for more than a pint of Boddingtons! You just know Posh has to be involved in this fucking devious plot somehow. But wait, didn't Becks just buy her a Napa Valley vineyard... Pinot Posh, anyone?
David would buy me fucking California, if I asked him!