AdScammer Nina sent me this fucking hilarious video featuring Hughie, Dewey and Louie telling new employees of Draft/FCB exactly what they can look forward to. The three wankers go on and on about how it is a "new kind of agency." Howard talks about "Return on Ideas." Laurence talks about the fucking "Wheel." Wonder if he means the one he racks his "Friends" on in the fucking gym? Jonathan talks about how analytics leads to better creativity... Maybe he should call them "Rumbleytics." As is usual with their pathetic video creations, the words are out of synch with the three douchenozzles lips, which you can hardly hear, 'cos there's a heavy metal music track pounding away throughout. Probably from Howard's personal collection. Anyway, check it out quick. 'Cos based on previous experience, the minute they find out it's on AdScam, they'll take it down.
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