So, the King of Beers, Anheuser-Busch has decided to fight the take over bid of In-Bev, the giant Belgian/Brazilian/Klingon brewer of beer... The real stuff, rather than the pathetic shit AB puts out. Remember how when this possibility first raised it's ugly head, everyone in St. Louis freaked out, 'cos it would cost workers their jobs when the cheese eating, European puffta's came in and took over. Well not to worry, August Busch the XXVVII, or whatever the fuck he is, has a plan to save the company, he's going to cut $1.0 billion in costs... And do I have to tell you how he's going to do that? Dead right... He's going to lay off a shit load of workers... That'll show those European wankers who's fucking boss. Jesus, the Anheuser-Busch workers must be fucking thrilled to death with that. Needless to say August-Busch the XXVVII, will not be laying himself off... Always remember... Stay thirsty my friends.
These are my workers... I treat them with the respect they deserve!