Seems like the Poisoned Dwarf's evil empire extension is about to take another giant leap toward's world domination. News today that the Diminished One is putting the finishing touches to a $2 billion bid for market research company TNS, which was planning a merger with German rival, Gfk. In his usual style, Sir Martin, is determined to get TNS, and based on his track record, he will rape, pillage and fucking slaughter anyone and anything that gets in his way. The fucking hilarious bit though, is that even he, is getting worried as he considers the implications of the upcoming advertising recession in Europe and the US. The little wanker is also concerned about paying over the odds for TNS. Well, all I can say is, I hope he pays through the arse for it, then the bottom drops out of the ad market (more than likely in the next year or so) and he is stuck with a big festering heap of debt. Nothing personal, of course!
When I burn this German flag, you will applaud. Got it?