I know my US readers don't give a shit about the Eurovision Song Wank Off... 'Cos they're too busy being concerned about American Idol and whether or not Hulk Hogan's son is going to get engaged to Bubba in jail... But, hey, this is important stuff. Anyway, for Brit's on both sides of the pond, the big news is that "Sir" Terry Wogan may decide to retire as MC of the BBC's coverage for the last two hundred years, after the shame of this years contest when Britain finished fucking last. Jesus, the Queen must be pissed! Yes, even Bosnia-Herzegovina got more points. As usual, everyone claims that the voting is fixed, with people doing all kinds of deals by promising to vote for each other... Shit, who do they think they are, fucking Agency CD's at Cannes? Why don't we go back to gladiatorial combat and have the contestants fight each other to the death to see who has the worst piece of pop music, or the best English language ad from Brazil that never ran. That, I would pay to see.
Am I not the CD of Draft/FCB... Do I not "Rumble?"