Proving that you can't make this shit up, I had to fucking laugh when I read in BrandWeek, that Target is partnering with food personality Andrew Zimmern, host of the Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods show, for its SuperTarget Meal Adventure Guide. OK... Does this mean Target will be offering chocolate covered ants and deep fried snake steaks in the ready to eat food section? I mean c'mon guys, don't you find this choice of spokes-hack a trifle fucking bizarre? Some Target Dufus then goes on to say... "With his expertise our guests will now have the opportunity to try new recipes that they may not have thought of before." That's for sure! Then I read that Zimmern, is also the global spokesman for Procter & Gamble's Pepto-Bismol brand, and it all started to make sense! You just know that Corporate America always has some kind of devious fucking trick up its sleeve!
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But Pepto can fix that!