One of my all time favorite sites is mcsweeneys.net which has consistently kept the humor bar higher than so many other fucking douchenozzle sites that claim to be "funny." They have an on-going series of "open letters" to everyone from P&G brand managers to Foie Gras! But my all time favorite is the one to Mark Zuckerberg, fucking multi-millionaire wanker and CEO of Facebook, from a New Yorker Magazine fact checker. Even though it was written in September of 2006, it's even more pertinent today... Here's a taste...
Ted Lynch's profile alleges that he is currently employed at "Doin' Jack Shit Industries." A Google search turned up no results for such a company. Mr. Lynch's profile picture is also inaccurate. The photo appears to be of Sean Connery wearing a cowboy hat. After consulting Mr. Lynch's high-school yearbook (Fairfield High, in Fairfield, Connecticut, Class of 2005), I can assure you that he does not resemble Mr. Connery in the slightest, and, after interviewing some of his acquaintances, I have learned that his personal opinion regarding cowboy hats is that they are for "cattle fuckers," a group to which, I am told, Mr. Lynch does not belong. I could provide you with an accurate image of Mr. Lynch if you need one to correct this error.
Fucking classic, you should immediately get your arse over there and read the whole thing.
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Wonder if visuals count on the "Cuss-O-Meter?"