This just in from AdAge... and AdWeek... Omnicom's OMD has won media-planning and buying duties on Intel's $300 million account. OMD beat out the incumbent, Interpublic Group of Cos.' Universal McCann, and Publicis Groupe's Starcom. That's the news flash as of five minutes ago. I'm sure there will be the usual limp dick fucking excuses from Uber Douchenozzle Michael Roth that this will allow us to pursue further fucking opportunities, or something equally fucking brain dead... And even though McCann still claims to be the "Lead Creative Agency." Hello... Have you seen the shit these people put out? My forecast... And remember, you read it here first... IPG will be sans Intel long before the year is out. Will these people never learn... Obviously not. Time for a martini!
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Message to all IPG employees from Uber-Fuehrer Roth!!!