I never cease to be amazed at how stupid young Americans seem to be getting these days. But news that Ace Fucktard, Paris Hilton, will star in a new MTV reality show "Parisbff" aimed at provided Paris with a new "Best Pal." No, you can't make this shit up. here are some details from the Web site... Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? Well now's your chance to bypass the bourgeois because Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend, and she's set her sites on you! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or guy who has what takes to become Paris Hilton's new BFF. That's hot! Holy fuck. Do people believe this crap? The sad answer is yes. 'Cos hundreds of douchenozzles who need to get themselves lobotomized have already signed up. I didn't think anyone watched MTV any more. But then again, I never watched it in the first place. So many bars, so little time!
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But officer, I thought you were my BFF!