Is anyone old enough to remember when the desk top PC was introduced and with the advent of local area networks, the Digerati were running around telling everyone the days of the mainframe computer were over... Yet, IBM and Hitachi continued to make lots of "Big Iron" and generate huge profits while doing it, particularly from the software required to run these steaming Leviathans. And guess what? Fuck all has changed. While you might be having a heavenly orgasm over the latest Mac, douchenatrozzle, mega-trozzle, fucking laptop, cos it can render your big knockered avatar to make her invincible in picking up other fucking lame brains on Second Life, it was announced last week that Sandia and Oak Ridge National Laboratories are developing an "Exascale" computer. All you have to know about this deep techno-shit is that an exaflop is a thousand times faster than a petaflop, itself a thousand times faster than a teraflop. Teraflop computers —the first was developed 10 years ago at Sandia — currently are the fucking bee's knees. They do trillions of calculations a second. Exaflop computers would perform a million trillion calculations per second. Which in layman's language means... They still couldn't forecast the fucking weather 24 hours ahead of where we are now...
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The Digerati have fucked with my Macarati... The force will fuck them!!!