Brent from Chicago has kindly pointed me at what must be the world's dumbest publication... "Corporate RockStar Magazine!" That's right folks... I didn't fucking make that title up. It's for real... Check out the Web site, which looks like it was designed by a ten year old MySpacer with ADD. Truly shitty. Bruce wonders if Julie Roehm will be on the cover of their first issue. Based on a sample of the contents, it sounds like it was written expressly for her... In a previous life. Here's a taste...
Ten ways to lie your way out of everything...
Five top places to have sex in the office...
Dining like a Corporate Rockstar..
Oh Julie... The good old days... Probably gone forever!
Coming soon... "Trailers for Corporate RockStars."