Apparently the "Dirty Digger" isn't satisfied with owning half the fucking world, now he wants the rest of it. News that News Corporation is launching an online network to sell ads across his network of really fucking foul media properties, and in time to other media companies, should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the Aussie geriatric's plans for world domination. It all started with a devious scheme to target the Neanderthals inhabiting MySpace, a project which it launched with the "Coolo" name, HyperTargeting. The technology mines the profiles of the 110 million cretins who inhabit the world's ugliest fucking social network. This way they can more efficiently push acne cream to 12 year old garage band boys, and ass reducing lotions to 11 year old Britney wannabees. It's all part of the "Wizened's" scheme to make the Internet "Fair and Balanced." For News Corp!
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Don't worry, there's lots more behind the "Wizened's" curtain!