My long time commentator and friend, "highjive221" has produced a wonderful parody of an ad Wal-Mart should be running in the next few days. If, I'd had it when I was in Fayetteville on Friday, I could have taken it over to their corporate headquarters and dropped it off for approval, before I got smashed later that night! I am reproducing it in all its glory... Fucking well done "highjive221!"