This just in from AdWeek... Barely beating the time until someone switches out the lights finally. "Piyush Pandey, executive chairman and national creative director, Ogilvy, India South Asia, has been named jury president of the second Dubai Lynx Awards. Pandey will preside over every category." And no doubt award himself the Diamond Camel in every category. Fuck, just what we need, another awards show, and in a place where WWIII is about to fucking break out if Darth Cheney has his way. Pandey is described by AdWeek as a "legend," not just in India, but around the world. His "Fish" spot was named commercial of the century by the Ad Club Mumbai. And his Cadbury's "Real taste of life" campaign, was named campaign of the century by... That's right... the Ad Club Mumbai. I am willing to stake my fucking life on the fact that this wanker is the President of... the Ad Club Mumbai. Either that, or he's fucking whoever is the current owner of that prestigious position.
Who the fuck needs a Gold Lion when you can win a "Stinky Fish?"