How many times have we all worked with BDA's and the BDC's (Big Dumb Clients) who when they brief you on a new campaign, particularly if it's a "Corporate Campaign," which is always 99% bullshit, they make you read the companies fucking "Mission Statement?" Which is always 110% bullshit. Well now, you can create your own with the "Corporate Mission Statement Generator!" It's briiliant, check it out, then when you've got the one that works for you, print it out and frame it. Fucking brilliant. Mine is below.