According to today’s AdWeek.Com Michael Roth, IPG Chief Wanker, did a John McCain today when he more or less said everything at Draft/FCB is lovely, and you can walk down the halls without getting shot at or blown up… You’ll very probably get laid off, what with the fucking deluge of account losses and reviews this sad excuse for an agency is currently looking at. But, hey, that won’t affect senior management; they’ll all be off to Cannes soon for cocktails on the Christina O. Maybe they can run another “Animal Fucking” ad to celebrate, only this time it’ll be a pair of Arkansas rats! Roth even has the fucking nerve to say… "In this business, you're only as good as your last account win. This model of the future, of putting these two companies together and winning Wal-Mart, proves the validity of it.” Hello Michael… You don’t fucking have Wal-Mart… After five days they told you to get lost… Didn’t Howard tell you he totally fucked it up? Jesus, what planet do these people live on? Speaking of people, there’s also a dumb quote from Laurence Boschetto, the Draft/FCB COO… Now there’s an interesting guy with a very strange and somewhat shadowy history… Well worth a Google if you’re into National Enquirer kind of stuff. But don’t tell anyone I told you!
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Shut the fuck up Michael... This is the "New Model" I was talking about!