…has worked with me before, and as you all know I am a perfect judge of character and talent. His name is Elmo Blatch… No it’s not, it’s Bill Bolander, he’s the guy I used in a lot of the Qwest commercials I did a few years ago… You can see them on my web site if you get your arse over there. But his most famous role, which lasted for less than a minute, was in “The Shawshank Redemption.” He was the guy that actually killed Tim Robbins wife. His name was Elmo Blatch, and he was a real evil fucker. Watch it here. Just what you need for a friendly repair man. But hey, the guy never leaves the fucking office, so he can have horns, a tail and cloven feet, just put a uniform on him and there you are… Great fucking teeth, check them out in the Qwest “News stand” spot. Anyway Bill Hamilton said I picked him ‘cos he looked like me. Come to think of it, he is a handsome fucker. Anyway, let’s get this show on the road. Anyone at O&M reading this (and I know there is!!!) Tell Patti McConnell to call his agent, and in the meantime I’ll figure out a way to get through the dumbass Maytag web site to avoid all the YouTube wankers who are going to be sending shitty videos in. And while I’m…
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And if you don't like how I fix the washer... I'll kill ya... Then I'll...