OK, so here’s the deal, Steve over at AdRants has a great post about this chick, Sarah Spain who wants to sell her body on eBay for Super Bowl tickets. So eBay hits that fucker on the head, ‘cos even though you can bid on dildos and bondage gear, they draw the line at prostitution. So in steps juvenile stinky shit company AXE and works it up into a big deal promotion. Something about send the chick an email that turns her on and you and three of her very well endowed friends get to go to the Super Bowl, along with the rest of the universe. It seems that Ms Spain has a MySpace space full of her glistening pictures. I think only one out of the couple of hundred shots posted on the site show her without a fucking drink… This lady is obviously a serious alcoholic… Pardon me while I have a quick sip of G&T #6… Anyway, this thing is getting all kinds of attention… My current favorite is on “withleather” which has some of the following very precious comments… Man, if only we could find a picture of her sticking out her chest. Otto man…. She's a beast. But I'd still hit it. Bill… Best of all… If you have the chance, hit it before those lactators drop. Bad times in 2-3 years without surgical help. Rougher69. Cruel, but fucking funny! There’s lots of other good stuff here. It can be best summed up by one of her comments during an LAist interview… “I’m not a trashy attention whore!” Oh, fucking Oh… Right lady… Then why don’t you just stop all this shit and watch the game on TV?
Mmmm... Sarah Spain... They are the biggest Seville Oranges I've seen in years. As my old Mum used to say... "You don't get many of those in a pound!"
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