OK... Here we are, January 5th and still no announcement. Didn't someone say the big appointment would be made the first week in January, or are we on the Chinese Calendar here. Fuck, everything in the store comes from China. Hey, there's a thought. What about a Chinese ad agency... Then all the ads would read from right to left. Talk about a fucking "Change Agent" I can come up with shit like that all day. You could call me "Director of Oriental Architecural Refurbishment!" Why should Sean have all the fancy titles. Oooops, forgot, he doesn't any more. Speaking of which, Julies gone awfully quiet these days. Obviously "Exploring all those opportunities" and taking care of all those calls from investors desperate to pump money into her new venture. And you know what... Yeah, I'm being sarcastic... But there's enough dumb fuckers out there who will actually be stupid enough to do that. Anyway, C'mon guys, put O&M out of their misery and tell Martin they've got it.
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