Hey, is it just me or does the entire fucking world think that the relaunch of famous dead popcorn freak Orville Redenbacher is more repulsive than “Saw 12?” I mean it is really, really creepy. Even worse it’s fucking insulting to the viewing audience. As this living zombie lays down lines like… “Can you believe this little baby holds 30 gigs?” Referring to his trendy iPod, which actually looks like he’s wearing the world’s biggest hearing aids, you just know all those imbeciles at CP+B are running around throwing Frisbees and rolling on the floor with their kerchief wearing office dogs, just wetting themselves with how “indigne” they are. Fuck, make a space on the trophy shelf for that Molybdenum Lion. What's even worse is that apart from the freaky CGI, it has all the components, including "ours" & "theirs" product comparison bowls, of a 1950 P&G travesty. All I can say is Jesus guys… Get hold of yourselves, you’re sinking faster than the Titanic.
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And if you don't buy this shit, I'll leave my head on your doorstep!