Dell has been making claims that even though they have recalled over four million laptops because of the “exploding battery” problem, in reality they only had a handful that actually caught fire. Which is of course, bullshit! This issue “was more of a common thing than they are letting on," former Dell technician Robert Day told the New York Times, noting that sometimes as many as several hundred laptops a year were returned for battery issues. “I did see so many pallets of stuff coming in that they had to use my lab for overflow storage.” Ho fucking Ho… Bet they didn’t think of using Michael’s office as back up! And if the whole thing is a very recent problem, as Dell claims… Why did they register the “dellbateryprogram.com” domain in November of 2005? They should bring back the Dell dude and offer him up as a sacrifice to outraged customers.
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