Bob Shiffrar drew my attention to the fact that the Cannes Lions Ad Blow-Out is looking for a new CEO, as the old one, Penny Reid, has resigned after a year for “Personal Reasons.” That translates as severe liver damage and migraine headaches from having to booze and schmooze with a bunch of raging ego ad wankers. They should persuade Neal French to drop his “Golden Phallus” awards and do this one. I can’t think of anyone better qualified to encourage, incentivise and charm the ladies of this great profession!
It's OK, it's a lion's dick!