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Meta Madness.

ZuckerNozzle’s head is either in the metaverse or up his arse. Probably both. On Wednesday he told shareholders that the metaverse project will lose “Significant” amounts of money over the next five years. He further explained that many of Meta's products for an "embodied internet", where users would be immersed in a virtual world, are not likely to be viable for 10 to 15 years. But that eventually, the metaverse would generate revenue by becoming a platform for creators and businesses to sell virtual products and services. Listen, you fucktard. I will only pay real money for real products and services. Virtual is in your head... Or, up your arse.

Kate says... Fuck virtual. Get real.

Follow the money...

The two assault rifles (DDM4V7) used in the Uvalde, Texas, school shooting cost $1,870 each. So, where the fuck did the 18-year-old lunatic, who bought them on the very day he turned 18, come up with this kind of money? Perhaps he robbed his grandmothers bank account before he shot her. Boy, is this country fucked, or is it truly fucked?

It’s truly fucked!!!

Watch this...

If you do nothing else today. Take three minutes to watch this video of Basketball coach, Steve Kerr, reacting to the Texas school shooting. Takes your breath away.

Obviously... No picture for this post.

Has Kate Saved Johnny?

Yesterday, Kate Moss rode to the rescue of Johnny Depp when she testified via video link in the libel trial between Johnny and Amber Heard. She torpedoed a rumor Ms. Heard had alluded to earlier in court suggesting that Depp had pushed Kate down the stairs in the 1990s. In Kates brief testimony she recalled slipping down the stairs at a resort in Jamaica during their relationship, which she said lasted from 1994 to 1998. “There had been a rainstorm and as I left the room I slid down the stairs and I hurt my back, he came running back to help me and carried me to my room and got me medical attention. He never pushed me, kicked me or threw me down any stairs.” And you know Kate would never lie.

After that she took up nursing.

The Loony Repubthugs come out in force.

In the you can’t make this shit up category, uber extremist Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Arizona) deleted a disturbing and offensive tweet Tuesday that falsely claimed the gunman who killed more than 20 people at a Texas school was a “transsexual leftist illegal alien.” Never forget, this is the douchenozzle who was censured and stripped of his committee assignments last year after he posted an anime video depicting him killing Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) and threatening President Joe Biden. Only two Republicans voted with Democrats on the measure. Is this country fucked, or what?

Time for my breakfast beer!!!

In-House Becoming Increasingly In...

In another indication that the ad biz ain’t what it used to be, more news of major clients taking the work in-house. Just announced... Whirlpool is putting its $345 million account into its recently created Chicago agency... The “World of Whirlpool Studios,” or WOW. They tell us that... “This new division of the company will blend over 111 years of appliance knowledge with creative excellence to enhance the consumer experience, while unlocking new value for consumers and improving the lives of millions at home.” What they fail to tell us is that this will save them a shitload of money.

Meanwhile, back on Mad Ave... 

What the fuck is wrong with this country???

Breaking news that 14 students are killed. 1 teacher is dead in an elementary school shooting in Texas. Uber wanker Texas Governor, Abbot, identified the shooter as an 18-year-old student at Uvalde High school, who is now also dead. Abbot said the shooter had a handgun and also a rifle.

Gotta protect those second amendment rights!!!

 

NFT’s RIP...

Well, that didn’t last long did it? The sale of nonfungible tokens, or NFTs, fell to a daily average of about 19,000 earlier this month, a 92% decline from a peak of about 225,000 in September, according to the data website NonFungible. The number of active wallets in the NFT market fell 88% to about 14,000 last week from a high of 119,000 in November. Ya think the blockchain is unchaining its blocks? If you need further proof that the whole thing is fucking insane, consider that an NFT of the first tweet posted by Twitter founder Jack Dorsey was bought for $2.9 million. When the owner put it up for sale earlier this year, he failed to get any bids over $14,000. Serves him right... Fucking douchenozzle.

What’s next... The Metaverse???

Dallying in Davos.

So, all the fat cats have disembarked from their private jets and are now ensconced in their five-star Davos, Switzerland, hotels. After spending minutes solving the world’s problems, they will move on to five-star restaurants to nosh on lobster and caviar, washed down by Chateau Laffite Rothschild. They will then hit the sack with their five thousand-dollar hookers. Arising next morning to make a few more millions.

It’s tough at the top...

 

More billionaire bollocks...

I was not surprised to read that Larry Ellison; the billionaire co-founder of Oracle software company took part in a November 2020 call about contesting Der Trumpf’s election loss. I once freelanced for the agency that handled the Oracle account. This involved frequent meetings with Ellison, who was the rudest, crudest, fucktard I have ever met. Correction: When I worked on the Sun account in London. I had to meet regularly with Rupert Murdoch. He was also the rudest, crudest, fucktard I have ever met, So, they are on a par. Ellison is also a Japo-Freak, who lives in a reproduction of a Japanese medieval castle and struts around in a Kimono with a couple of Katana swords tucked in the belt. What a fucking Douchenozzle.

When you’re a billionaire you can do whatever you want.