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Britain has a way with words!

Back in the UK, this was posted on WhatsApp… “BREAKING NEWS: A new virus which is spreading hundred times quicker than Coronavirus has been discovered, the imasthickasshit virus affects people’s ability to social distance properly. People with imasthickasshit virus will go out to parks and beauty spots in their droves with no worries about spreading the Coronavirus. Doctors think that Coronavirus and imasthickasshit virus could be connected, but are worried by the speed imasthickasshit virus is spreading, if you see a group of people drinking tinnies in a public area please keep well clear, stay safe my friends.”

Better yet, stay MAGA safe…

Being rich doesn’t stop you from being a fucktard!

As further proof that ZuckerNozzle is an arsewipe fucktard, this yesterday on MediaPost… Facebook continued to appeal to the 400 brands that are boycotting the platform with an open letter penned by Nick Clegg, vice president of global affairs and communications, that outlines its approach and progress in tackling hate speech and noted, "Facebook does not profit from hate" but does "err on the side of free expression." During a recent employee meeting, CEO Mark Zuckerberg vowed not to give in to the demands of the "Stop Hate for Profit" campaign, noting the boycott fallout effects "a small percent" of the company's revenue and predicting advertisers will return "soon enough." And this is the arrogant bastard that stops me posting nude pics of Kate breasts.

He's a tit...

 

Maxwell to the Max!

So, Ghislaine Maxwell just got arrested by the FBI for having helped Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse underage girls for years. As you know, Epstein committed “suicide” in jail. Yeah, and if you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in. If she goes to jail, let’s hope the video camera in her cell works, and that the guards don’t conveniently fall asleep for a few hours. She had been shacked up in a luxury apartment in Paris, and as she was born in France, she was safe from extradition under French law… So why the hell did she come back to the US? It all smells a bit fishy to me. But what the fuck do I know?

Smells a bit fishy to me too!

Where in the world is Marissa?

With all the chat about the benefits of working from home, yesterday’s New York Times featured a picture of Marissa Mayer, who when running Yahoo into the ground as CEO, she caused a big stink by ordering everyone to report to the office every day. That included the staff of nurses and nursery attendants employed by Yahoo to look after her brats. After sucking off the tit of its Alibaba stock holding, the board decided it was time for Marissa to move on. She walked with the obligatory humungous golden parachute and currently has a net worth of $625 million. Isn’t capitalism great?

Mendacious Marissa!

Going to Pakistan?

If you should ever have to go to Pakistan (I was there once for a few days. It was like living inside an oven at full blast) You might want to be very careful about which airline to use. Just recently, CNN News, ran this… “PIA, Pakistan’s national airline, has grounded a third of its pilots for having fake licenses.” Yes, out of a total of 450 pilots, 141 will not be "utilized for any flying duties" as they had what were described as "suspicious licenses." As recently as May 97 people were killed when the pilots of a PIA plane which crashed at Karachi attempted to land but forgot to put the wheels down. Not the friendly skies. Indeed!

Better fly British.

Count Clorox as out!

So, Clorox—whose products include its namesake brand plus Burt’s Bees, Brita, Pine-Sol, Glad, Liquid-Plumr, Fresh Step, Scoop Away, Kingsford and Hidden Valley Ranch, has joined the Facebook boycott through December, citing a need to 'take action against hate speech, which they believe will increase through the balance of the year.' The company added that hate speech on Facebook platforms ‘creates an increasingly unhealthy environment for people and our purpose-driven brands.'" So, what the fuck are the MAGA maniacs going to inject themselves with to ward off the Mexican Beer Virus? Not to worry, Der Trumpf is working on another miracle cure. Rumor has it that he thinks battery acid might be the answer. He'll check with Putin!

And there's still Lysol!

The end of end times!

Considering that Evangelicals are Der Trumpf’s most dedicated loonie supporters of Israel, ‘cos of the “End Times” theory of nuttiness, I wonder what they are thinking about the breaking news that Israel's regulator has ordered an evangelical Christian broadcaster's new channel off the air, saying it applied to serve a Christian audience but instead has sought to persuade Jews with the gospel of Jesus. The whole relationship between Israel and evangelical Christians is based on the belief that Jews must have full control of Jerusalem for the return of the Messiah and the beginning of the end times. But then, they must convert to Christianity, or they will burn in hell for eternity. Hopefully, along with every member of Trumps administration.

Guess where the Republicans are going?

Facebook Chump Change!

So, we’re being bombarded with stories about how the Facebook boycott by more and more big brands like Coca Cola and P&G are making ZuckerNozzle tremble in his designer sneakers due to loss of revenue. On the other hand, you should read this very interesting piece over at MediaPost… “Gnats on an elephants back.” It points out that While the big advertisers stepping up to boycott -- or at least pause in their support of social media in general -- may make a lot of noise on Madison Avenue, they're actually not that big a factor for Facebook's bottom line. "The highest-spending 100 brands accounted for $4.2 billion in Facebook advertising last year," Brian Fung wrote on CNN.com late Friday. As big a number as that might seem, it accounts for just 6% of Facebook's total advertising revenues. That’s the loose change behind the cushions on ZuckerNozzle’s Barco-Lounger. Big fucking deal! And as I pointed out in my last post, when things finally, finally calm down (whenever that is) they’ll be back with all their billions.

ZuckerNozzle will still trouser 94%.

Facebook Fuck-A-Boola!

How do you gain a ton of free PR, cut marketing costs, and gain some brownie points for your business? By joining the Facebook advertising boycott. That’s what Unilever, Verizon, Coca-Cola, and a handful of other big-name companies are doing in the name of social justice–and we’ll see how long it lasts. Meantime, the Washington Post tells us that Der Trump’s 2015 video post calling for a ban on Muslim immigrants drew outrage by many senior Facebook leaders, including ZuckerNozzle, who at first wanted it to be taken down. But was talked out of removing it because of the “PR” risks!!! By Joel Kaplan, Facebook’s vice president of global policy and its most prominent Republican Fascist arse licker. The Post also reported that in 2016, ZuckerNozzle was also talked out of writing a post condemning Trump’s call to build a border wall with Mexico, after advisers warned Zuckerberg that it would look like he was taking sides. Oh yes… Multi-billionaires like the Koch Brothers don’t do that, do they?

They’ll be back…

Der Trumpf Der Golf!

On Friday Der Trumpf tweeted that he was cancelling a weekend trip to his Bedminster, New Jersey golf course because of the protests which have rocked the capital, including taking down statues of confederate figures. “I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. The arsonists, anarchists, looters, and agitators have been largely stopped,” he tweeted on the Friday night. On Saturday he went golfing at one of his Virginia golf clubs. What a wanker!

Two holes in one!