As further proof that half of America is totally fucking nuts, news just out that “Ultra Right Beer has achieved record breaking sales from cans bearing Der Trumpf’s ugly mugshot.” Claiming to be “100% woke-free" this doubtless shitty beer describes itself as a conservative beverage launched after Bud Light’s disastrous tie-up with Dylan Mulvaney. Ultra Rights founder, Seth Weathers, better known online as “Conservative Dad,” predicts that sales of the Trump-themed beer can top $2 million by the time it goes off the market at midnight on Sunday. Selling at an outrageous 25$ for a six-pack. Plus shipping!!! I wonder how big a cut Der Obergropenfhurer is getting.
Fuck the trailer park rent. Get some Nuns Piss Beer.