As we all know and understand, the Supreme Court has all kinds of weighty problems to sort out, like denying women’s rights to do what they consider best for their own bodies. Now, they are faced with the highly important task of deciding if a company flogging dog toys that resemble Jack Daniels whisky bottles should be considered as a dangerous threat to the whisky drinkers of the U.S.A. Particularly as it concerns dog shitting jokes.
Looks like Bourbon to me!!!
The Der Trumpf indictment saga crawls on, day after day. The expected Grand Jury hearing for today, has been cancelled yet AGAIN. Der Obergropenfuhrer and Stormy are both claiming that there is bombshell new evidence in the investigation into the payments days before the 2016 presidential election. Meanwhile, Stormy took to Twitter to say that she had handed over phone records to her attorney on Wednesday and that the information was “gonna hurt” Der Trumpf. At the speed this shitstorm is moving that’ll be in about ten years.
They ain't gold at Rikers.
Interesting to read that Bob Metcalfe has been awarded the Turing Award for being the co-inventor of Ethernet Technology back in the seventies when he was at the Xerox PARC research laboratory in Palo Alto, California. The Association for Computing Machinery, the world’s largest society of computing professionals, announced on Wednesday that Dr. Metcalfe, 76, would receive this year’s Turing Award. Given since 1966 and often called the Nobel Prize of computing, it comes with a $1 million prize. Not that Bob needs the dosh, he’s already a millionaire. I met him several times when he was the CEO of 3Com, and I worked on the account. Nice guy, very receptive to creative work. How things have changed.
Especially in the ad biz!!!
Loyal AdScamer’s will be aware that I occasionally use a particular visual when I do a post featuring MAGA fucktards. It features a hilarious misspelling of the word “Moron.” Turning it into “Moran.” Here it is...
Yesterday, at a pathetically small demonstration for Der Trump’s not happening arrest, we were blessed with another whopper, this one misspelling the name George. Here it is.
If these douchenozzles had spent more time in the classroom and less at gun shows, their ignorance would not be so obvious.
Once again, I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I saw the above headline in MediaPost. Does it mean there’s a gargantuan spoon scooping out something from your mother’s mouth whist she is singing. Apparently not. It simply means that California agency “Giant Spoon” (another daft agency name) has hired Mother’s Amaris Singer as Chief Strategy Officer. Very newsworthy indeed. Time for a second breakfast beer.
Stirs things up whilst singing!!!
According to Der Trumpf, today is the day he will be arrested for criminal activities incurred during his pay-off scam of Stormy Daniels. On Saturday, with an ALL CAPS bullshit message on his third rate, low-traffic social media site, Trump called on his fucktard followers to "PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!" In other words, he's calling for January 6th all over again. MAGA “Morans” intending to take part in riots, should take note that in spite of raising millions Der Obergropenfuhrer hasn’t shelled out a single penny for the defense of January 6th douchenozzles.
The MAGA's on parade. Heil Trumpf.
I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read the news that Rupert Murdoch, the “Wizened of Oz,” just got engaged in anticipation of marrying for the fifth time. The unfortunate bride to be is 66-year-old Ann Lesley Smith a San Francisco police chaplain. Holy shit. The old fucker is 92... That’s older than me. She’d better take a Zimmer frame on the honeymoon.
Good luck with that, lady!!!
Interesting to read about how Elon “King Twat” Musk created the world’s most dangerous car by overruling the engineers working on Tesla’s Full Self Driving technology. To cut costs he eliminated the cars radar sensors, which are designed to detect hazards at long ranges and prevent the vehicles from barreling into other cars in traffic. We don’t need them he insisted. This resulted in numerous crashes and even a few fatalities. Still it made the car cheaper!!! Better stick to Twitter, Elon. Just lay off a few thousand more employees.
Who needs radar? The sun is out.
If you wanna read all the sordid details about Der Trumpf’s fucking around with Porn stars and Playboy models, check out this incredibly researched story in today’s New York Times. It is truly un-fucking-believable.
Best to keep it in the family!!!
OK, so St. Patrick’s Day is over. Did you drink lots of green beer and swim in a green river? Yes, in America. No, in Ireland. I had to laugh when I read that fucktard Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.) introduced a bill on Friday to declare St. Patrick’s Day a federal holiday as Americans of Irish decent and some others throughout the country celebrate the day. Point is that when I worked on the Irish Tourist Board account during my Mad Man days in the sixties, I used to go to Ireland a lot. I was actually there on St. Patrick’s Day a couple of times. Fuck all was going on. No green beer, no parades, no marching bands. Not a thing. My mother was Irish, grew up in County Cork. I asked her what special things she did as a kid to celebrate the momentous day... “peel the spuds,” she replied.
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