I am always stunned by the pictures of male models striding down the catwalk at the various fashion shows. I mean, these guys are wearing outfits that not only cost thousands of fucking dollars, they look like shit you would find in a dumpster. Now, Banana Republic has decided it’s going to tart up the fucktards in Silicon Valley with a new line of clothing called, "The Startup Guy." Hoodies, T-shirts and flip-flops are out. Instead, Banana Republic thinks startup guys should wear wooly sweaters, boat shoes and short-suits. Yeah, I can just see ZuckerNozzle strolling around Palo Alto in this shit!