In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, news from Britain that a cinema in Exeter had to cancel its screening of “Noah”… ‘Cos the theater was flooded after an ice making machine burst a pipe and sent gallons of water all over the place. The good news is that all the animals got out of the Ark safely and are now running up and down Exeter High Street shitting everywhere. Pedestrians are being warned in particular to avoid the elephants. Russell Crowe is flying in from Oz to take charge and get everyone back on board. When the ice machine is back up… I’ll have a gin & tonic!
Don't say I didn't warn you!