AdScamers will know that I consider the Apple Watch to be a big wank aimed at fucktards who will pay big bucks for anything with an Apple logo on it. In my entire life I have only met one person who actually wore one and hers had been bought for her by the boyfriend she then dumped. So today, Apple launched “watch OS3” which was described by Kevin Lynch, Apple’s WatchNozzle as being… “It’s about seven times faster, but it feels like a million times faster,” said Lynch. How can seven be remotely the same as a million, you douchenozzle? Anyway, let’s hope that sales are better than last time around… Oh, wait, we’ll never know that… Apple has never released sales figures for the Apple watch.
Wait 'til you see "Watch OS4."