Apple stock continues to defy Newton’s law of “Descending Apples.” In that it continues to defy gravity and go up instead of down. And yes, April’s launch of the two minute battery life, mega-bucks Apple Watch will have Appletards lined up around the block to buy this wrist Newton, even though Swatch will have a no-charge required battery equivalent for at least a tenth of the price… But hey, an Apple is a fucking Apple, right dude??? But wait… You aint seen nothing yet. The Applerati are wetting their knickers at the prospect of the 12 Volt, Apple-Maserati. Yes, the Journal first reported Friday afternoon that the company has hired a large staff to design an electric car. In which, hopefully, the battery lasts longer than two hours. And it doesn't cost an Apple arm and an Apple leg to stay on the road.
Yes... He made trains run on time... But I made them run to Poland, Czechoslovakia, Belgium, France, etc., etc., etc.