Kudos to Alfred Maskeroni over at AdWeek who is on a mission to find the most fucked up TV spots in the world. This week he has topped himself with this unbelievable effort for East Hills Mall in St. Joseph, Mo., which decided to create its own commercial to drum up some heavy summer traffic for its shopping paradise, As Alfred points out, the spot has everything you need: actors, props, a soundtrack to end all fucking soundtracks. I can see this at Cannes next year blowing all those Brazilian wankers out of the water.
Hey... It wasn't that fucking bad!