You have to wonder how much longer Marissa “I Wear Purple Knickers” Mayer can hang in there with the news late yesterday that Yahoo will be laying off an additional 1,600 workers and closing down several business units. You also have to wonder how many of the poor fuckers getting the chop had their picture taken with her as she sat on her throne at the seven million dollar Christmas Party a couple of months ago. If she stays on board another year and a half, she will have collected $365 million for totally fucking up the company. She will also get a severance package of $160 million. Isn’t capitalism great?
Merry Christmas... You're Fired!