Yahoo just announced earnings. And boy do they suck. In the words of activist investor, Eric Jackson, these results are very underwhelming and he believed Marissa “I always wear purple” Mayer’s turnaround of the company had thus far proven disappointing. To which Marissa, “The Great Logo Designer,” replied, “Yahoo is amidst a multi-year transformation to return an iconic company to greatness.” Oh fuck, well that’s alright then. Golden parachutes anyone?
I'll turn this place around, even if I have to kill it!