Did you see that the world’s cleverest man just added several billion to his net worth? Yes, Jeff Bezos is now worth $60 BILLION fucking dollars. That’ll buy him a few space ships. At the same time, Mark Zuckenozzle, just gained an extra $4 BILLION to become the world’s sixth richest person, knocking Larry Ellison out of that ranking on the “World’s Richest Wankers” scorecard. You just know that Larry is totally fucking pissed about that. Mark had better watch out for lurking Ninja’s in his neighborhood.
Do you think she'd let me for a couple of billion?