I’ll keep this short, ‘cos you’ve only got eight hours before kickoff time and you need to hit the store to stock up on the nachos and Nuns Piss. Then you’ve got five hours of game time, not to mention the half time show, which will feel like three hours. Is this the Super Bowl of Fucktardliness, or what? But don’t take too long at the store… You’ll be missing the eight hours of pre-game coverage that’s going on right now!
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