Here in the Fourth Reich, we are about to experience temperatures of 109 degrees F. We moved here 15 years ago from New York to escape that kind of shit. Yeah, OK, it’s zero humidity, but still fucking hot. Thank God there is no such thing as “Global Warming,” otherwise it would be 209 degrees F. Meantime, over in Florida, where the humidity is 209%, the Space X Falcon International Space Station, re-supply Rocket-A-Boola exploded, scattering Rice Crispies all over the upper atmosphere. The Orbital failure raised questions about NASA's bold plan to outsource the cargo resupply mission to contractors in the wake of the space shuttle retirement in 2011. Hey, even though you might be aware that NASA put a man on the moon, long before most of you fuckers were born… This is the age of capitalism. So, learn to live with it!
Welcome to Florida!