In case you’ve missed it… The stock market continues to go down the shitter with massive losses for the last few days. As far as I know, this is the only country that gives you hourly updates on the markets on every fucking news program, including Sesame Street. Yes, I know some douchenozzle once said… “The business of America is business.” Or something like that. Anyway, the pundits always have a new reason for the impending disaster, the latest being that Wall Street is collapsing because of Ebola! Yes, David Kudla, a Capital Management fucktard actually said… "Until investors feel good about the CDC [Centers for Disease Control] and our hospitals having their arms around it, it will continue to impact the markets." So, get your HazMat suit on and buy fucking stocks.
Time for Wall Street to get back to normal!