You have to laugh like a clogged up chortling drain when you read that the Poisoned Dwarf wants to see WPP’s dividend payout ratio increased. Just today, Sorrell said he would like, as a large (code for fucking humungous) shareholder, to see the ratio for the group’s dividend increase to 50 percent from the current target of 45 percent. Speaking at the Morgan Stanley Tech, Media and Telecoms conference, (does he ever go in to the office?) Sorrell said the board would discuss a new target of 50 percent if it hits its target for this year of 45 percent. Applying the tourniquet screws even further, he had the balls to say… "From my point of view as a significant shareholder in WPP, with most of my net worth being tied up in the company, personally I would like to see an increase to 50 percent but whether that carries the board or not is another case." Obviously, the weekly flower bill for the Gramercy Park Love Nest is going through the roof! You really have to feel sorry for the poor little fucker!
The flowers are perfect. Where's the diamond necklace?