Marissa “I always wear retina burning blue” Mayer, is looking to beef up Yahoo’s ad muscle by hiring Amazon’s top sales exec… Uber-Fuhrer-Lisa-Utzschneider-Nozzle… Phew! OK, I added the nozzle bit, as is my wont. And it’s my fucking blog. Anyway, let’s hope Lisa works out better than Marissa’s last hire, Henrique De Castro, who lasted about two weeks, but walked with a gazillion dollars. ‘Cos that’s what happens in the Valley of Silicon. I wonder if she comes with “Prime Shipping?”
Does Marissa know she’s actually a teddy bear?