As loyal AdScamer's will know, I've been having a few medical problems recently. "Dickie Heart," as the Brits would say. Went in the hospital on Friday for the Frankenstein Procedure. That's the one where they take you to a brick lined dungeon. On the wall is a giant red switch. They strap you to a bed and zap a million volts through your body whilst Igor jumps up and down with excitement, screaming "Master - Master." In the background, Frau Blucher's horse whinnies. Anyway, it worked. I'm not cured, but getting better. And the portrait in the attic is getting a damn sight uglier.
His "Bedside Manner" was amazing!