If you've ever lived in Britain you will know that one of the essential food groups is a package of "Cheese and Onion" crisps (chips for you Yanks) washed down with a pint. Now, there is panic on the streets of Britain as the current heat wave has cocked up the nations onion harvest. The new Chairman of British Onions speaks out "In the endless shit about Brexit there's been a recent scare that an onion shortage could fuck up the essential British Cheese & Onion crisp supply. When I took the job representing British growers as chairman of British Onions, I imagined it would be the quietest of jobs. And all of a sudden it's the worst year in our history." Better get back to plain old Salt & Vinegar, with an extra pint.
How about steak & kidney then?
Better yet, shrimp and clams?