Scott Pruitt, the wanker heading up the EPA, certainly seems to have very expensive tastes that need satisfying immediately. We've already heard about his insistence on flying first class in case someone doesn't treat him with the respect he deserves. Then there was the "Cone of Silence" $43,000 phone booth he could call his "Hotties" from. Now we hear that he has spent $3,230 on a dozen Fountain pens and journals featuring his signature. Obviously, these will serve as gifts for lobbyists from the coal and oil industries. That's how you get to live in a luxury hooker pad for ten dollars a fucking week. What a wanker.
Don't forget the cuff links.