I have no fucking idea what that means, but after a year of top secret nozzelry, Publicis has revealed "Marcel," an AI tool (yawn) that links up 80,000 employees across the world, changing the way they interact and share ideas. Chairman and CEO Arthur Sadoun said employees were kept in the dark about the specifics of the project, (This is known as the "Mushroom Theory of Management." Keep them in a dark room and occasionally open the door and throw a bucket of shit over them.) Employees will now have an app (yawn) that delivers them personalized inspiration or reminders; helps them find and reach out to others in the company with expertise they're looking for; and lets them pitch ideas for creative work, even if the client is across the world. So, what the fuck is new about that... What the fuck have they been doing 'til now??
Meet Marcel... Still stuck in his box!