Today is Columbus Day, one of ten federal holidays recognized by the U.S. government. (Soon to be joined by "Making Mexico Pay For The Wall Day.) As Usual most banks will be closed, and up until this year, Wall Street was shut down so traders could go home to one of their various mansions and count their filthy lucre. Not anymore. Beginning this year Wall Street will remain open on this federal holiday. Our prayers and condolences go out to the poor fuckers.
When I grow up I'm going to go "Bigly" on Wall Street... And then go bankrupt lots of times.