The really exciting news of the week is that the latest Weiden + Kennedy "super creative" iteration of the Colonel for KFC will be played by Jason Alexander. What people may not realize is that this is the second time Jason has hawked the greasy product. Eighteen years ago, on behalf of star fucking agency, BBDO, he played the role of "Chicken Fanatic." Actually, I think back in those days he appeared in nearly every fucking ad for every fucking product BBDO was shilling for. The rest were done by Cindy Crawford and Michael Jackson.
Still looking good. No, not you, Jason.