In case you missed it, the big news this weekend will be the Saturday launch of a NASA solar probe destined to touch the sun. The name of the solar probe is "Parker," and it will be the first spacecraft to fly through the Sun’s corona, the outermost part of the star’s atmosphere. “Parker Solar Probe will revolutionize our understanding of the Sun,” explains NASA, on its website. So fuck all this ad shit which has become incredibly boring... Let's go to the Sun with AdScam.
I'd go to fucking Mars with Parker.