As AdScamer's know, I have little time for big beer brewers, who spend their time making a shitty product whilst wondering why their sales are rapidly declining. Now they are introducing "flavored" beers aimed at that elusive "millennial" demographic. Problem is, even those brain-dead 21 to 24 year olds can't be conned into buying a shitty product. That's why MillerCoors, after a mere six months, just pulled the plug on "Two Hats," a range of fruit flavored light beers. Why don't they simply concentrate on producing full flavored real beer that people will like? Oh yeah... They've forgotten how!
How about "Two Tats?"