On Christmas Day, Der Trumpf tweeted that he would soon be getting "back to work in order to Make America Great Again." He spent the rest of the week playing rounds of golf at his private club in Palm Beach, Florida. White House press pool reporters (does that have to be the worst job in the world, unless you are a masochist?) were ushered to a local IHOP (Yum fucking yum yum) and, for the most part, largely left in the dark about the president's whereabouts and activity, during that time.
Fuck golf, I'm preparing for the Australian Open.