So, the Super Bowl is almost upon us... Groan... Fucking groan. 500 pound gorillas smashing into each other then staggering off the field to suck on an Oxygen mask. The game will last all day and will feature hundreds of TV spots that everyone has already seen a hundred times. According to AdTaxi in a new report, Super Bowl streaming viewership will increase this year by 45%. This means that young douchenozzles will be watching the game on TV whilst streaming shit on their pads and phones. They will also be texting, scrolling and arseing. This will make eating Tex-Mex fast food and drinking Nuns Piss extremely difficult, if not messy. Serves the fuckers right.
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